This divorced GILF (grandma I’d like to fuck) is 5’6”, weighs 138 pounds and wears a 36C bra. “I got divorced after 34 years of marriage, so I took stock of my life and decided to do some things I’d never done before,” Joanne said. “That meant buying some sex toys and having some one-night stands and trying bum sex. I’ve even screwed some university boys and given them a helluva ride. My kids would be disgusted if they knew their mum went to pubs to pick up blokes to shag,” said Joanne. “But I deserve a sex life, and it’s my choice; just as posing for these photos was. I’m certainly not going to shag some bloke who’s my age. Even if he was in good shape and all jazzed up on some pill for his willy, he wouldn’t be near as much fun as shagging, say, even a 40-year-old. I want guys who are skilled at fucking, adventurous, have plenty of stamina and will ride me and keep me cumming till I tell them to stop. I’m a happy GILF.”
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The opening of this video might be the hokeyest thing we’ve ever seen, but that’s okay. Ginger, a 46-year-old homemaker from Houston, Texas, shows us her tits (very conveniently, we might add), then uses the dildo she conveniently hid by a tree to pleasure her pussy. We also get to hear her sexy MILF voice, which is always a plus. “Doing this video was just a lot of fun, partly because I got to do myself outside, which doesn’t happen too often,” she said. “I’m going to have to make it happen more often.”
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Cougars prowl bars and clubs looking for younger guys to fuck. This divorced horn dog believes in standing out from the crowd. “That’s why I got my tattoos and body jewelry,” Lucy said. “Okay, some of it only my lovers get to see, but I know they are there and that’s what matters.” Lucy manages the office for a large warehousing company that has a big turnover in staff. That suits her just fine. “We get some really good looking young guys working in the warehouse and I’ve had a few of them,” Lucy said. “No, not all at the same time! I swear them to secrecy on the promise of getting more pussy, but I know that the odds are real good that they’ll be gone before long anyway. I took a couple of the guys home to my place to screw, another one I just fucked in my SUV, and the guy who took these photos got his piece of heaven in the warehouse one Sunday morning, and then I took him home. He was something of a keeper ’cause he had a big
dick and a clever tongue!”
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“It seems like all I ever do anymore is fuck,” Kelly said. “Getting a divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.” As you can tell from these photos, Kelly isn’t the least bit shy. “I don’t have time for shy,” she said. “I only have time for sex. After I divorced my husband, I got into porn, and now it seems like I spend every minute of my days cumming. If I’m not getting fucked by some stud on camera, I’m playing with my dildos at home or eating out another girl’s pussy. My life is one big, fantastic orgy.”
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“It’s fun playing nurse,” Mishka Lee said. “I get to fantasize about what it would be like to be a naughty nurse who sucks off guys to meke them feel better. I’d be a very popular nurse! I once fucked on the hood of my car in the parking lot at work,” said Mishka, who co-owns a sign-making business. “While he was fucking me, he grabbed my big tits and pulled them out of my top, then he stopped fucking me and came all over my tits. I don’t think anyone saw us, but I can’t be sure.”
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In this SCORE Video, we get to watch busty super-Milf Penny Porsche pose for several magazine pictorials. “I have smaller lips and a bigger clit than most girls I’ve noticed,” Penny told an editor. “It’s funny because before I got into porn, I never realized how small some girls’ clits were and how large my clit was, and when I realized how big it was, I was proud of it. When I’m on top grinding down while your cock is penetrating me, that really gets me going. And if you fuck me in the missionary position with my legs all the way back by my head, that gets me going, too. I call it the lockdown.”
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“If you’re fingering me and you get my G-spot with your fingers, that gets me going. If you suck my clit really hard and fast and lick it with your tongue, that gets me going, too,” advises Penny Porsche. “My pussy is usually pretty sweet. I’ve never had that bitter taste, but there have been girls whose pussies I’ve tasted and they’ve tasted kind of bitter. Mine is mostly sweet. Just like me. That’s why I never have a hard time getting a guy to eat my pussy. Once he goes down there and gets a taste, he always wants more. I’m lucky in that way.” In this SCORE Video, we get to see Penny vigorously rub one out. You can tell she really loves the pressure and friction of masturbation by the explosive way she orgasms. She doesn’t kid around. Look out!
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She’s 50something, so, obviously, Rose Marie has fucked a lot in her life. But she’s never fucked in front of the camera, for your jacking pleasure, and this first time had her very excited. “It’s kind of exciting to know that there are men sitting at home watching me have the most intimate of acts with a total stranger,” this busty divorcee said. “I really got into it.” Obviously. She takes it up the ass. “I know a lot of women don’t like that. Anal sex, I mean,” Rose Marie said. “But it’s one of my favorite things. I think most women would like it if they tried it, but I can’t tell people what to do. I’m old enough to know better than that.” She’s old enough to know that just because she takes it up the ass on camera doesn’t make her a slut. “No,” she said, smiling. “It makes me adventurous!”
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“I’d rather a guy make me cum by sucking my clit, and there are very few men who know how to do that,” Penny Porsche says. “They have to really suck on the clit. They have to lick it and suck it, and guys are afraid that they’re going to hurt me. They don’t lick hard enough. I don’t know why men are afraid of the pussy. They just want to get in there and fuck. It’s hard for me to find guys who really want to get into my pussy and lick it and explore it and suck on my clit.” In this SCORE Video, Penny has no cock to fuck so she gets her pussy off with her own two hands. Step back if you want to stay dry.
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When she made her 40Something debut in the May ’07 issue, Portia told us, “When the children go off to school in the morning, I like to have sex sessions with delivery men, which I tape. I never tell my husband about it beforehand, but later that night, when the children have gone to bed, I’ll put the tape on the video player in the bedroom. He likes to wank as he watches me fuck another man, then cum all over my stomach.” Portia‘s hubby must have loved seeing his wife fucking and sucking a porn stud in the DVD Dick Hungry MILFs. “My hubby knew I was posing for 40Something,” Portia said. “What he didn’t know was I had already made plans to fuck a big-dicked porn stud I’d never met before. I managed to keep it a secret until the DVD came out, then I made a big ceremony out of it. I put on my sexiest stockings and bra, laid down in bed with him and started sucking his cock. Then I turned the TV on.”
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